The United New Testament Church

RECALL NOTICE from GOD RECALL NOTICE: The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the [...]

A man dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates. St. Peter says, “Here’s how it works. You need 100 points get into heaven. You tell me all the good things you’ve done, and I give you a certain number of points for each item, depending on how good it [...]

Teenage Drivers By Melissa Martin Who made the law that says 16 year olds are ready to drive a car? It was probably an insane-bachelor-politician type. If ever parents need Valium, it’s during this time in their lives. Driver’s Education was invented to keep families together. What parent can teach his/her own teenager to drive [...]